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💖Last Day 70% OFF-Reading Vase/Pencil Holder

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Nancy Drew parody
Girls who Don't Read are Skanks
Sorry I Barfed
F you and these plants
Fire Breathing Bitch Queen
F Around and Find Out
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Nancy Drew  book features a parody cover with mature language (first picture is edited, but the F word does appear in total on this item). The Mysterious Night We Buried Our Last Fuck. (Perfect for someone you know who has no more left to give.)

Girls who Don't Read are Skanks. This is a handmade resin piece in the shape of a book.Use it to hold pens and pencils on a desktop or bedside table, or as a fillable container. 

 It is glazed on the interior and can be used as a vase. Great gift for a reader who appreciates a little snarky humor with her literature.

It's waterproof and can be used as a vase or planter - no drainage holes. Measures 5 inches tall, 5*4*2 inches.

Great gift for a reader or lover of vintage pulp novels.

Note:Because it is purely handmade, the waiting time will take about 5-7 days.

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